Transformers: Dark of the Moon, 2011

Director: Michael Bay

Stars: Shia LeBeouf, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Josh Duhamel, Patrick Dempsey

So, maybe in the future, I should put trilogies into one review. I'm not sure about this, since there really are great trilogies out there. But all I remember about this one is the moon, at one point they are all sliding down the side of a tipped building, and the rest is just a rather boring blur of action and metal crushing metal. I like action movies, but this one was all action. For a good kind of action movie, I recommend Indiana Jones, or something like that.

I still don't get the title: "Dark of the Moon". It sounds like a mistake. Or is it like the "light of the moon" except it's the "dark" of the moon? That must be it, but it sounds stupid.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen, 2009

Director: Michael Bay

Stars: Shia LeBeouf, Megan Fox, Josh Duhamel

The saga continues. This one is about "the fallen", a bunch of bad machines, who come to earth to destroy the humans, and it's up to Optimus Prime and the other auto-bots to save the day.

Honestly, I was on some heavy medication while watching it, so I remember something about pyramids and the rest is just a bunch of action sequences. I'm not kidding: LOTS of action sequences, lots of metal and steel things transforming into trucks and other things.

Life As We Know It, 2010

Director: Greg Berlanti

Stars: Katherine Heigl, Josh Duhamel, Josh Lucas

Holly (Heigl) and Messer (Duhamel) hate each other but love their best friends, a married couple with a beautiful daughter named Sophie. When Sophie's parents die in a car accident, Holly and Messer are further horrified to find that they have both been named as legal guardians for Sophie. So they move into their friends' home and start to raise Sophie together.

Not the best, but not the worst. A little too trashy for my taste. But it wasn't crazy-trashy. I would watch it again.